In the spirit of the season (sort of), I’ve been posting tweets about Santa to reveal what a badass he is. Below you’ll find a selection of them. Some of these are more gangsterish than others. Anyway, I hope you find them funny. Enjoy! Santa's Bona Fides Santa carries a .38 strapped to his ankle … Continue reading Santa is a Gangster
On Twitter I post a daily quote from Shakespeare with a small addition: the word "bitches" at the end. This is my second installment of these. Click here to read the first one. Enjoy! Shakespeare, Bitches! “I’ll tickle your catastrophe, bitches.” “I do desire we may be better strangers, bitches.” “I am slain by a … Continue reading Shakespeare, Bitches! Volume II
I went on a mission a while back on Twitter to try to expose just how banal inspirational quotes are. My most successful effort was to add “and shit” to the end of traditional quotations. E.g., “I hate quotations. Tell me what you know, and shit.” (Emerson) In no way did this motivate people to stop … Continue reading Inspirational Quotes and Shit Volume IV
By popular demand on Twitter I started posting again Shakespeare quotations with a small addition: the word "bitches" at the end. (At least somebody besides me finds this funny...) Below are some of the recent offerings. Enjoy! Bitches! "Screw your courage to the sticking place, bitches." “Our little life is rounded with a sleep, bitches." … Continue reading Shakespeare, Bitches!