By popular demand on Twitter I started posting again Shakespeare quotations with a small addition: the word “bitches” at the end. (At least somebody besides me finds this funny…)

Below are some of the recent offerings. Enjoy!

 

Bitches!

 “Screw your courage to the sticking place, bitches.”

“Our little life is rounded with a sleep, bitches.”

“Love comforteth like sunshine after rain, bitches.”

“The croaking raven doth bellow for revenge, bitches.”

“Love is a devil, bitches.”

“Life’s but a walking shadow, bitches.”

“Lovers and madmen have such seething brains, bitches.”

The Bard himself
The Bard himself

“What’s past is prologue, bitches.”

“Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war, bitches.”

“Ignorance is the curse of God, bitches.”

“I have Immortal longings in me, bitches.”

“Now the hungry lion roars, bitches.”

“Where’s my serpent of old Nile, bitches?”

“I could have better spared a better man, bitches.”

“What light through yonder window breaks, bitches?”

“Come not between the dragon and his wrath, bitches.”

“The prince of darkness is a gentleman, bitches.”

“I am not in the roll of common men, bitches.”

Guy talking to a skull
Guy talking to a skull

“While you live, tell truth, and shame the devil, bitches.”

“Misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows, bitches.”

“There are few die well that die in a battle, bitches.”

“We cannot hold mortality’s strong hand, bitches.”

“It is war’s prize to take all vantage, bitches.”

“Beauty provoketh thieves sooner than gold, bitches.”

“Nature teaches beasts to know their friends, bitches.”

“Some rise by sin, and some by virtue fall, bitches.”

Liz Taylor as Cleopatra
Liz Taylor as Cleopatra

“We have some salt of our youth in us, bitches.”

“Tis pity Love should be so tyrannous, bitches.”

“A man I am, cross’d with adversity, bitches.”

“Come not within the measure of my wrath, bitches.”

“Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage, bitches.”

“As flies to wanton boys, are we to the gods, bitches.”

“Sail like my pinnace to these golden shores, bitches.”

“Thou art the Mars of malcontents, bitches.”

“So quick bright things come to confusion, bitches.”

“I’ll speak in a monstrous little voice, bitches.”

“A lion among ladies is a most dreadful thing, bitches.”

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